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Friday, May 29, 2009

Sweater Weather by Michael Cardigan

Swine Flu

I hate police be they real or the fashion kind. Do not tell me what to do just throw me some options. I am sure we have all seen people slapped fashion senseless by trends. The best advice I can ever give is form follows function. Fit is king. You know it fits well not because it is tight or baggy but when it complements your body type.

Contrary to what you have been told clothes are supposed to be comfortable.
  • Pants go on your natural waist PERIOD.
  • Collars should always hug around the back of your neck.
  • The sleeves has to end around your mid wrist bone where the wrist breaks with the hand.

In the words of Jerry Seinfeld clothes are meant to get us compliments we aren’t going to get based on our human traits. Right? Let's face it, no matter how nice a person you are, nobody's gonna come Say "Hey, nice person." It's much easier to be a bastard and just try and match the colours up.

This is the right fit:

However, people like this guy have a different set of rules. He is an exception.

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